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The Fight, Censored

January 18th, 2012, 4:38 pm

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Hello. I am some random guy from the very smartest U.S. government. I will attempt to explain why this very big, happy, nice, FLAT comic, The Kirbehs, was censored by the very smartest U.S. government, which is the very smartest government in the entire flat WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD! Which is flat!

So, there's this big, happy, nice, FLAT thing called the internet (which we, the very smartest U.S. government, invented with MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIC!) that is like the big, happy, nice, FLAT ocean (which the very smartest U.S. made with MAAAAAAAAGIC! [and water]). My flat brain (which was created by the very smartest U.S. government with NOTHIIIIIIIING!) drowned in it once!

But in every big, happy, nice, FLAT ocean, there are big, happy, nice, FLAT PIRATES!!! Which are flat! But they very big, happy, or nice (but they are very flat!!).

If the big, happy, nice, FLAT Internet is like the big, happy, nice, FLAT ocean, then there are not-very big, happy, and nice pirates in the internet too, right?

YES! THEY INTEND TO DESTROY THE BIG, HAPPY, NICE, FLAT, SMART GOVERNMENT WITH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIC! BUT EVIL MAGIC! SO WE SHALL KILL THE PIRATES WITH OUR VERY SMART U.S. GOVERNMENT POWER!

So the very smart, big, happy, nice, flat U.S. government created SOPA!!!! (and pipa but no one cares about that.) It will block out any Webby site that has copyrighted stuffies! By the way, did you know there is no first amendment?

Now only the biggest, happiest, nicest, flattest, and smartest Webby Sites will stay! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

This has been a message by a random guy in the very smartest U.S. Government.
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Author's Comments:

Reply 321TaTer, January 18th, 2012, 4:41 pm

Well, sorry for a filler, but this is serious. If this bill get's passed, SJ, no, the INTERNET could be shut down. Do everything you can to fight SOPA(is that the name?)!

(P.S. I got the text from the comic called 'A Different Perspective')

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User's Comments:

Reply foxpuff, January 18th, 2012, 4:46 pm

I uploaded comics to do with this on my comics. Theres a funny one in one of them. Either way, it's pretty serious.

Reply contradiction123, January 18th, 2012, 4:57 pm

Such a thing sucks. (Internet censorship, I mean)

Reply jmleleven, January 19th, 2012, 5:51 am

Wait, you got the text from another comic?
Well. No wonder it's censored :P

Reply 321TaTer, January 19th, 2012, 9:01 am

@jmleleven: ._________.

Reply nyancat6650, February 2nd, 2012, 3:08 pm

HEY GIRL
CAN I PIPA IN YOUR SOPA

Reply DryKirby64, February 14th, 2012, 11:24 am

By the way, this is the full alt text:

Hello. I am some random guy from the very smartest U.S. government. I will attempt to explain why this very big, happy, nice, FLAT comic, The Kirbehs, was censored by the very smartest U.S. government, which is the very smartest government in the entire flat WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD! Which is flat!

So, there's this big, happy, nice, FLAT thing called the internet (which we, the very smartest U.S. government, invented with MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIC!) that is like the big, happy, nice, FLAT ocean (which the very smartest U.S. made with MAAAAAAAAGIC! [and water]). My flat brain (which was created by the very smartest U.S. government with NOTHIIIIIIIING!) drowned in it once!

But in every big, happy, nice, FLAT ocean, there are big, happy, nice, FLAT PIRATES!!! Which are flat! But they aren't very big, happy, or nice (but they are very flat!!).

If the big, happy, nice, FLAT Internet is like the big, happy, nice, FLAT ocean, then there are not-very big, happy, and nice pirates in the internet too, right?

YES! THEY INTEND TO DESTROY THE BIG, HAPPY, NICE, FLAT, SMART GOVERNMENT WITH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIC! BUT EVIL MAGIC! SO WE SHALL KILL THE PIRATES WITH OUR VERY SMART U.S. GOVERNMENT POWER!

So the very smart, big, happy, nice, flat U.S. government created SOPA!!!! (and pipa but no one cares about that.) It will block out any Webby site that has copyrighted stuffies! By the way, did you know there is no first amendment?

Now only the biggest, happiest, nicest, flattest, and smartest Webby Sites will stay! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

This has been a message by a random guy in the very smartest U.S. Government.

Reply 321TaTer, February 14th, 2012, 9:36 pm

@DryKirby64: Thank you.

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